Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Fashion is(enter your favorite swear word here)

I hate the idea of fashion. I hate the idea that something can be out of fashion. Clothes are meant to be worn and keep your naughty bits out of sight. Maybe enhance a few natural features. But for fucks sake they are just clothes.

I am not paying $200 for a pair of jeans cuz they have some gay mans name on them. Nor will I consider them some rare form of artwork in the denim motif. Fuck you, they are jeans and I am gonna fart in them like every other pair of jeans i have ever owned. Why am I paying $200 bucks for that privilege?

I once heard someone ask if sushi was still in fashion, and didn't that go out of fashion in the 80's. Once again, fuck you. Food does not go out of fashion. Its food. Food is for eating. And if I have to hear about presentation of food being everything anymore from those Neeley bitches on food network. That bitch served chocolate pudding in martini glasses and thought that was oh so fucking special. Its goddamned chocolate pudding you cunt it isn't fucking artwork. Stop dressing up my food like its going out on the fucking town. I just wanna eat it. By the way sushi has been around since around 700 A.D.  Please tell me how something with that much history goes out of fashion.

Some people are shallow fuckwits who are only interested in what crap looks like. I know the phrase is if you look good you feel good but remember. looks are subjective. The phrase should be more deeply rooted in the psychology. If you are happy with how you look then you will feel good. If some runway model looks good to everyone else it doesn't necessarily mean she is happy with how she looks or even happy in general.

Look I can't tell you what to believe all I can say is that, the clothes don't make the man. The man makes the man. You are not what you eat. You are only as fat as what you eat.

So i guess what I am trying to say is that wear what you want. Eat what you want. Live how you want. But don't pretend that because your shirt costs $100 or has someones name on it that its any better than my shirt from target that costs $15. In fact I guarantee mine is better. Because I am happy with my shirt and I can still go buy some pants, a belt and some ice cream and still come in under your price.

And who doesn't want ice cream?

Withe deep and abiding affection

1 comment:

  1. Me.... I'm just not in the mood for ice cream. There is just too much god-damned fucking profanity in this fucktastic blog for me to go eat some ice cream. I want a cookie.